The winner: Andrick:
Panel 1
Tracker: Look, Pathos, we're not leaving the IHOP until we get this settled!
Pathos: How many times do I have to say it? I don't believe in tipping.

Panel 2
Tracker (thought balloon): The kid's got balls though for how much longer...

Panel 3
Pathos: I mean, if the service was phenomenal I'd throw in a few bucks but one refill of coffee doesn't cut it. That, and I don't think she likes me.
Tracker: Whatever. The rest of us are heading to the car.

Panel 4
Pathos: Uh. Okay, I'll settle our bill with the waitress and meet you outside.

Panel 5
Dominatrix: Where's my TIP!
Pathos: EEP! Is 20% good?

child of offal and ichor:
Panel 1
Tracker: What the hell is that?
Pathos: Damn! its another invisble water leak.

Panel 2
Tracker: *Finally! I know a way to dispose of him*

Panel 3
Pathos: I'll look so stupid if i drown in mid-air...
Tracker: Why don't you complain to the person above us?

Panel 4
Pathos: Worth a shot

Panel 5
Woman: I SHALL GRIND YOUR BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD!
Pathos: oh shit....

Saski Berth:
Panel 1
T: What's that Noise??
P: dunno, but it sounds like someone needs help

Panel 2
T:{well, I Know I'M not going up there}

Panel 3
T: Why don't you check it out?
P: OK, I'll be right back

Panel 4
P: Hey, what's going on up here???

Panel 5
D: Ooooh, looks like I've found a new playmate!!!!
P: Tracker, Help!!!

captain apathy
Panel 1
T: so, how're things going with the mistress?
P: Actually, I think she's pregnant, she keeps on asking for chocolate and pickles

Panel 2
T:(thought ballon) Mmm, pathos covered in chocolate, sticking pickles...

Panel 3
P: Now I'm going to have a kid and it's gonna grow up hating me
T:Before you get all depressed, remember she's a mistress, It might just be something kinky

Panel 4
P: you're right I'll go ask her

Panel 5
M: WHY DID YOU THINK I'M PREGNANT, DO I LOOK FAT TO YOU, NO WHIPS FOR A WEEK!
P:Please, I'm a horny teenager.

STrRedWolf
Panel 1
Tracker: What th'?!?
Pathos: I hear Mysto up there... and a female...

Panel 2
Tracker: (I wonder if he wants a threesome...)
Pathos: Everyone's gone to their rooms with mates, and I'm all alone...

Panel 3
Tracker: I doubt that, kiddo.

Panel 4
Pathos: Why do you...

Panel 5
Unknown wolfchick: YOU! ME! NOW!!!!
Pathos: *eep!*

Grimnight
Panel 1
T: I don't feel so good.
P: Oh Mr. Selfish can't even say "Hi"

Panel 2
T: Mmm . . . Halucinations.

Panel 3
P: Why do I even try?
T: You should see the colors.

Panel 4
P: I'm out of here!

Panel 5
D: You unsympathetic piece of -
P: Shit.

BloodEye
Panel 1
T:What happen?
P:Someone set us up the bomb!

Panel 2
T:(This is so stupid...)

Panel 3
P:You know, I think your right. People just aren't going to respond to this.
T:So what skit can we do? We need something semi-topical.

Panel 4
P:Topical, huh?

Panel 5
D:I find your lack of faith disturbing.
P:*wimper*

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