The winner: Daigan:
Sacrebleu! I'm beginning to think that France's army has the worst camouflage ever.

captainapathy
So is this the line where we get assigned our bitches?

TheBlackCupid
"Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee!"

TheBlackCupid
"I hope nobody notices my erection."

TheBlackCupid
"Whew! These guys really all really need a shower."

Quinn
"Boss says if I work real hard one day I'LL get the corner spot."

Chef Troy
"I'm starting to wonder if it was worth all this just to get the free pajamas."

Aeire
"Y'know, I've *got* to say something to the boss about this new dress code..."

captainapathy
Y'know, I don't think that red rover squared will work all that well.

Aeire
"Oh my god! I finally made it onto Making the Band!"

Aeire
"On second thought, I don't think trying out for 'Survivor: Auschwitz' was such a good idea after all."

captainapathy
Man, I can't believe they're making "Frannie does Folsom" and using real inmates.

Daigan
Man, I could really go for some sandwiches.

Ishtar
Right about now I'm thinking my spur of the moment rush to join the "Cult of the Stripped PJ's and Holy Beanie Cap" was a bad idea.

Ishtar
Now.. in time.. one.. two.. three..

Ishtar
These lines for the Rides at Six Flags get longer every year.

Ishtar
OKAY! Who farted?

Ishtar
*Cries* I want my teddy bear!

Ishtar
Summer Camp gets stranger every year....

Ishtar
I'M FRENCH! Why do you think I have this outrageous outfit you SILLY KING!

STrRedWolf
"I'll never get in another line again!!!"

TheBlackCupid
'You mean this isn't the line for Harry Potter tickets?'

atomic guy
The zebra pride parade was not nearly as popular as they had hoped.

The P.u.P.P
I'm a little tea pot short and stout.

captainapathy
And remember folks, always be sure to spay and neuter your inmates.

captainapathy
Top Caption: Mr Rogers In Jail
A: Now children, can you say "convicted pedophile"? Good!

Starlock
I thought this was a remake of "Hogan's Heroes".

Scix
"I gotta pee."

elvengrrl
"All I want is to express my individuality...I just wish I didn't have to keep it to my underwear..."

elvengrrl
"Why did everyone think it was funny to cut out the crotch of my pants?"

elvengrrl
"Crap...I accidentally got in the line for 'castration.'"

elvengrrl
"Dammit...I KNEW I should've worn something else..."

elvengrrl
"Fuck no, I'm not saying 'cheese.'"

elvengrrl
"Next we're all going to do each other's hair and talk about boys! Tee hee!"

captainapathy
Help Me, I'm trapped in the armpit of a European Man! And he doesn't bathe!

Darthen Wulf
"This is not happening, this is not happening, this is not happening..." *RIP!* "It happened"

Ali Cia
My girlfriend said that castration would be "no big deal," but noooooo.

Ali Cia
OK, who's the wise guy who put itching powder in my underwear?!

Ali Cia
I can't believe that of all the outfits in the store, I had to choose one that had a special "Mr. Happy sleeve."

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