Matt Trepal posted the third, originally aired May 30, 2001:
PDI
Fosa: Hey, bitch, Gimme my money
Sec: The check bounced, Ma'am
Fosa: No it didn't.
Sec: Well ... it did, honest! I'm getting the manager.
Fosa: FINE!
35 seconds later:
Fosa (listening): right 35 - left 12...
Andrick
Fosa: "No! I will not go away! I have a private matter to discuss with your boss."
Sec: "All apointments for the day have been cancelled. Have a good day, MISS!"
Fosa: "I was given a pass to see him."
Sec: "I was told to hold all calls, cancel all meetings and let noone pass to the office. The only thing which will alter my directives must come from his mouth."
Fosa: "Oh, you mean like these?"
3 seconds later:
Fosa at the door to Bill Clinton's office.
(winner)Aeire
Panel 1:
Fosa: "PLEASE! TARA WILL SUFFER HORRIBLY UNLESS YOU GIVE US THE LOAN!"
Birdie: "Nah, I don't think so."
Panel 2:
Fosa: "But-"
Birdie: "And what'd you make that dress out of, drapes or something? That's about the tackiest thing I've ever seen."
Panel 3:
Fosa: "Did the curtain tieback in the middle of my massive, well rounded bosom give me away?"
Panel 4: "...bitch."
Graveyard Greg
Panel 1
Fosa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN INVADER ZIM HAS BEEN CANCELLED???
Secretary: Yes. I say good riddance. Invader Zim was stupid!
Panel 2
Fosa (whispers): You bitch!
Panel 3
Secretary: Now, now, I know you are a male homicidal maniac who likes to dress in women's clothing, but that does not mean you have to kill me. Oh, and by the way, what are you going to do with that machette?
Panel 4
Fosa: I'm going to cross your heart with it, and hope you die, bitch!
Panel 5
Caption: Invader Zim. R.I.P.
STrRedWolf
Panel 1:
Fosa: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT HERE?!?
Sec: He steped out with another lady.
Panel 2:
Fosa: WHAT?!?!
Sec: Oh dear, didn't you hear about the divorce and everything? Geesh, it was messy. I'm suprized he's courting the cougar again...
Panel 3: Why I aught to...
Panel 4: (WHEEEEE!!!!! DO IT AGAIN!!!!)
rin_desu
Panel 1:
FOSA: I don't NEED the prostate exam! I'm a girl, damnit!
Chicken: Doctor's orders, miss. Your chart says Prostate Exam very clearly.
Panel 2:
FOSA: Really?
Chicken: It says Prostate Exam, I give a Prostate Exam. I'm not the doctor, I don't make this up. If you'd please cooperate, this will be over rather quickly.
Panel 3:
FOSA: But look at these!
(text box)Miss Vulpine? If you'll disrobe, please...
Talbon
Fosa: Knock Knock.
Secretary: Who's there?
Fosa: Fuck!
Secretary: Fuck who?
Fosa: Fuck you!
Box: Knock knock, come on please! Knock Knock.
rin_desu
Panel 1:
FOSA: This prom-dress is KILLING me!
Chicken: Are you sure it's the dress, sweetheart?
Panel 2:
FOSA: What?
Chicken: It could be your foundation garments. Promise me you'll try the new 14-hour Cross Your Heart Bra?
Inset
FOSA: Cross my heart!
Text box:
The Fourteen-Hour Cross Your Heart Bra. Only from Playtex!
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