Scix posted the first, originally aired January 21, 2002:
GodaiYuhsaku
Panel 1:
Oh man I hear one of thoose new designer pets running around.
Panel 2:
Dangit. If they are going to let the darn things run free they should at least make them wear a diaper.
allan_ecker
Panel 1:
Jumping out of an airplane. A train ride. A car chase. Jumping out of an airplane. Another car chase. Four hours of waiting. Jumping out of an airplane, again, then fighting with a four-hundred-pound texan over the last parishute and my shoes. Some would say it wasn't worth it. Not even to recover these.
Panel 2:
But, I mean, just LOOK at these shoes! I couldn't have just given up the chase, now, could I?
STrRedWolf
Pannel 1:
"Gee, Fosa giving me this whip, a trip to Egypt, and me in this get-up..."
Pannel 2:
"Folks, I'll give you these shoes if you don't belive that Scott has me on a Indiana Jones spoof."
quoting_mungo
1st panel:
These places always make me so nostalgic... The people talking, the light, the occassional oddball...
2nd panel:
...The bubblegum stuck under my shoes. Yuck!
PDI
First Panel:
Well, here I am at Woodstock, I feel so square. What can I do to fit in?
Second Panel:
"Okay, who's up for a game of Hacky Sack?"
rin_desu
PANEL 1:
The house? Fine. Scarecrow, Tin Man, Cowardly Lion? I fucked 'em. Wicked Witch & Flying Monkeys? Whatever.
PANEL 2:
The ruby slippers have GOT to go.
calinmoon
Panel 1
Perhaps I shouldn't be so calm about these greyscale atomic blasts?
Panel 2
Hey, check out my purple boots of proof versus radiation +5!
Matt Trepal
Panel 1:
"Well, no, they're not ruby," he says. "The factory says they work just the same," he says.
Panel 2:
Dammit! That's the last time I trust a member of the Lollipop Guild!
Illian
Panel 1:
Ooh, this stuff glides so well . . .
Panel 2:
The shoe polish! Geez what did you think I was referring to?
Aeire
Panel 1:
I should've used the silicone lube...
Panel 2:
This water based stuff turned the leather some really ODD colours...
GodaiYuhsaku
Panel 1:
Soon My plans will be complete.
Panel 2:
I have found the Purple Monkey shoes. Next I shall have the Purple Monkey Pants!
(winner)rin_desu
panel 1:
why is it whenever i say "zeeky booky dook" i end up with purple-glitter platforms?
panel 2:
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
rin_desu
Panel 1:
[tracker]: I can't believe the things I do for that Purple Penguin.
[guy on left]: orange whip?
[guy on right]: three orange whips!
Panel 2:
It's eight thousand miles to Egypt, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes, it's dark, and I'm wearing purple sparkle platforms. Hit it.
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